I was invited to this brokers/managers meeting a bit ago, kinda a networking thing. So I'm there only guy under 45. I knew one person who told everyone "Max is about the best I've ever seen, but unstable so enjoy the show he puts on, he's got no clue how amusing his normal behavior is." It's so true, I don't know to follow rules often, with out noticing or intent.

So we are all at this big table I'm on the end (always sit at end being a lefty) guy sits next to me, orders an appletini, a man. I'm ordering drinks next (I already have one from the bar well, it's my 2nd) I go " I need a glass of J&B, but I want it in a pint glass and fill that shit to the top." Waitress comes back and Ron (guy I know) goes you need 2 beers at a time? That's a new high.. or low for you." I go "RON I HAVE A FUCKING CUP OF SCOTCH" The table goes dead quiet. Ron busts out laughing and says "You have no idea you just did that in front of 10 strangers did you?" I shrug and start drinking my cup. I then ordered a huge ass caesar salad. While wasting my time at this meeting. I think appletini dude was gay, not only cause he had an appletini but the fact he keep sneaking his chair closer to mine. Meeting was a bust though wasted my time, it wasn't my venue at all really. Not sure why Ron drug me into it.