As proud as I am for grad school, the ability and gift I have of it. The higher learning, the internship I'll be part of. The fun, friends and adventures of it.

I know it's for the best and I really enjoy it but at times you gotta vent or have some fun.

I can't not gripe at times, this will be one of them, fashioned humorously.

Do not attend to grad school if you enjoy the following. (a partial list)
: sleep
: sit down meals
: social outings
: drinking
: parties
: friends
: dating
: normal work hours
: sanity
: health
: sex
: cars
: leisure time
: long showers
: family
: holidays
: masturbation
: reading for pleasure
: hair cuts
: cooking something worth eating
: Life over all.