A partial list. : Bury a child hood pet. : Smother my best friend to death with a pillow in his sleep. : Watch The Notebook 36 times while eating shards of glass instead of pop corn. : Cobble my own shoes together. : Disassemble an entire Black Hawk Helicopter with nothing more then a screw driver. : Be sodomized by the hour hand on London's "Big Ben" : Explain the Magna Carta to Members of the UN with only dance. : Wrestle a baby Eagle to death in front of it's Mother. : Shave half my face 20 minu ... (more)

There is a desert in my room. There is a pit in the middle. My bed is down at the bottom. I sleep with trash and the animals who've fallen in and were unable to escape, so far it is a dog, a deer and a bird that drags it's left wing. A dream that I'm asleep dreaming, I put the left side of my face on the pillow, curl into the fetal position, and shoot a bullet into my mouth. In the dream I wake up from the dream and see that I've just shot the trapped deer in the mouth instead of myself. I wake up from ... (more)

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3 R! 3 Formula One! "I want my giggle back." -Thumb Wars Quote, originally posted by EG6-DC2 » damn straight! chicks are awesome to look at! and other things! Quote, originally posted by Spunkster » ...she gave me a herpe. Quote, originally posted by Sfedai0 » Dont deny the R! Quote, originally posted by RTW DC2R » touch'a my caR, I break'a you face. Quote, originally posted by Doostur » I'm bored at work. Just wanted to let you guys know THAT I LOVE YOU ALL Quote, originally post ... (more)

The concept of government has been tossed around for quite sometime. As the private sector and web have long grown tired of web 2.0 and moved on to version 2.5 the public sector is looking at web 2.0. State's are looking to implement web 2.0 applications/technologies where it makes the most sense. If you've been paying attention lately you'll notice state's with youtube channels, representatives with twitter and facebook accounts and internal wikis are being setup to increase collaboration. With all ... (more)

How in the world can you really find what it is. I mean talk to someone and they will feed you lies that sound good for now only to find out later than you were being stabbed in the back. I guess you really cant trust anyone out there unless their trust and respect is earned. Time and again I see this, people trying to pull rank and tell you thats the way it is just because they said so. Bullshitting about powers you dont have and things that didnt happen the way everybody is forced to believe they did. ... (more)

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R_box OMFG i have amnesia br Erik95LS how do you know? YOU'VE...........GOT.........AMNESIA!!!!!! ... (more)

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It was a bright, sunny winter's day, roads covered in salty residue from recent DOT attempts to quell a mighty storm. I was cruising along in my beat ass civic, the unbalanced winter tires howling at the road beneath me. I can still feel the wobble she made in the seat under my arse, and the feeling of annoyance it gave me. Minding my own business, I drove to the music of NOFX, sensing relief because home was less than a mile away. "Almost there," I thought. Then over the ridge in the distance, appears t ... (more)

One thing I know people will be shocked by is I'm a rather well spoken person, and I take pride in it. I know my horrid typing tends to make most people thing I was born 3-4lbs light. One thing I've noticed well spoken people to not so well spoken people can not put any effort into speech. I had my friend over and was making a sandwich I said quite simply "Amy, would you also like a grilled cheese? I'm going to make one." She kind of stared and asked why I am being so proper. That's not, fancy that's ... (more)

Dang it I missed another month without posting a blog. That should give you an Idea on how busy my life has been so far. Puppy!! I c4n haz a new one. My wife and I bought a Siberian Husky that has been pestering our cat and keeping us in shape as we now have to run him every morning and night. Thanksgiving is around the corner and Christmas is fast approaching. I cant wait!! First christmas in our new house! Leaves. We have tons. Not kidding either, I have about 15+ deciduous trees on my property and t ... (more)